OK, Nerds.
It's Test Time! In true nerd fashion I have collected 77 of my favorite intros to a famous, or not-so-famous verse. All you need to do is work out who said it and in what song! Easy for the real nerds amongst you.
I will post the answers in a weeks time.
No looking on the internet for the answers!
No questioning my spelling!
No Sleep Till Brooklyn.
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1 - "I got a big ol' blunt
I'm lampin' on my front porch
about to put a torch to it
then Coco said don't do it "
2 - "Aiy! If I may interject
Rap these days is like a pain up in the neck"
3 - "I ran like a rebel, in '85
Cops tried to catch me, cause all of 'em said I
Beat up these other men who were bigger than me
Was it because I was black and they were W-H-I-T-E"
4 - "Aw shit I got ya head boppin, ain't no stoppin coz the shit that i'm poppin,
is from the heart so you know that i'm real, so you can relax coz i'm signed
and sealed"
5 - "Once upon a time not long ago,"
6 - "10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4
3, 2, 1 reasons you'll never be this raw
My crew is representing for BK, don't play
Or you might have to get Crime Watch around your way"
7 - "It's times like this that I gotta crack a smile,
If it's about anythig then it's gotta be style"
8 - "Street's disciple my raps are trifle
I shoot slugs from my brain just like a rifle"
9 - "I write raps,
And when niggaz bite, I clap,
'Cos their shit sounds better now."
10 - "Well I'm all in - put it up on the board
Another rapper shot down from the mouth that roared
1-2-3 down for the count
The result of my lyrics - oh yes, no doubt"
11 - "You wanna front what?
Jump up and get bucked"
12 - "I never have dinner with the President.
I never have dinner with the President.
I never have dinner with the President.
And when I see your ass again, I'll be hesitant."
13 - "Check it, 1 for the money, 2 for the show
Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats, HO"
14 - "Now about to wreck shop is the man wit the plan
Godamn yo watch me slam
Taking the bassline freaking my lines
Squeezing my Reebox's pumps and Kriss Kross then jump"
15 - "Your daughter was a nice girl, now she is a slut
A queen treatin niggaz just like King Tut
Gobblin up nuts, sorta like a hummingbird
Suckin up the Lench Mob crew, and I'm comin third"
16 - "Two years ago, a friend of mine
Asked me to say some MC rhymes
So I said this rhyme I'm about to say
The rhyme was Def a-then it went this way"
17 - "Yo!
Kickin the fly cliches
Doin duets with Rae and A, happens to make my day"
18 - "There's a breeze, 34 degrees of heat
Jeeps pumping *********, kids in the street
Bugging, brothers in the car with brand new pumps
50 bars, oh man"
19 - "Head on straight, mask on crooked
Exit stage left, with the cast on crooked"
20 - "For the ladies, one hundred and ninety-five pounds of beef,
Chinky eyes, curly hair and gold teeth,"
21 - "Who the fuck is this?
pagin me at 5:46 in the mornin crack a dawnin"
22 - "There's a war goin on outside, no man is safe from
You could run but you can't hide forever
from these, streets, that we done took
You walkin witcha head down scared to look"
23 - "Yo I'm in the eye of the storm, where the pressure's on
And MC's is dressed funny like a leprechuan"
24 - "I get in shape and do my physical fitness
Your head's numb, so your brains a miss this"
25 - "Nigga you heartless
you ain't heartless
you dont want no part in this
you ain't got it in ya
I'm born to be a sinner"
26 - "I sip the Dom P, watchin Gandhi til I'm charged
Then writin in my book of rhymes, all the words pass the margin"
27 - "Hey life to me is no Popcorn Love"
28 - "Rugged like Rwanda, don't wind up far or get chopped up
Quick to rush the spot like baby urine get mopped up"
29 - "I got you stuck off the realness, we be the infamous
you heard of us, official Queensbridge murderers"
30 - "Party people know the name, Vik with a "k"
if its all the same, if it ain't dont bother
told the little monster, "No I ain't yo' father
it's Uncle Viktor, shut the lights I'm gettin' dizzy
and close the door, can you see ya momma busy?""
31 - "Afterwards I'm bouncing dips like tits on chicks
who be running track, then they be running back for more "
32 - "I never knew a luh, luh-luh, a love like this
Gotta be somethin for me to write this"
33 - "Yous a nigga every body diss coz you can't bust this,
you gotta bad name like Dick Butkiss"
34 - "Eazily I aproach, the microphone because I ain't no joke
Tell your momma to get off of my tip
I have no time to give her my dick"
35 - "Party people, your dreams have now been fulfilled
Get out your seats and let’s get ill
That’s right y’all, we’re not just rough, we’re more than tough
And when it comes to rhymes, we got enough"
36 - "Well, it was one of those days -- not much to do
I was chillin downtown, with my old school crew'
37 - "Hey, you, get off my cloud"
38 - "You've been waitin' and debatin' for oh so long
Just starvin' like Marvin for a **** * song"
39 - "A weeby weeby wobble gobble gobble DO the turkey
Lord have mercy, mercy mercy me
You see I'm tryin to get the punani
but you just wanna rock me, ah-eh-eh, ah-eh-eh"
40 - "Oh my gosh, oh my gosh
It's a sunny day and the sky is bright
Take her to the mist everything is right
No need to make bets cause I met a bookie
Today is the day the whole school plays hookie "
41 - "I enter, the center of the cypha
Blunts and lighter, the ruff rhyme writer ****"
42 - "I got a letter from the government
The other day"
43 - "Well, excuse me, I gotta add my two cents in
Don't be alarmed, the rhyme was condensed in
A matter of minutes so it must be told
All that glitters' not gold"
44 - "I grew up on the crime side, the New York Times side
Staying alive was no jive"
45 - "You lack the minerals and vitamins irons and the niacin
Fuck who that I offend rappers sit back I'm bout to begin"
46 - "Aww shit another young brother hit
I better go over my man's crib and get the pump"
47 - "The meaning of the name **** *****, well I tell you, It means I find my time
to excell to.."
48 - " I was a fiend, before I became a teen, I melted microphones instead of cones
of ice cream"
49 - "I'm takin ya back come follow me
on a journey to see a for real MC
the mind tricks the body
body thinks the mind is crazy"
50 - "I hit a beat and swing a note as if my name was David Ruffin
Quick to toast an MC just like an english muffin"
51 - "Yo, who the hell are you? You're not me
I got me and three brothers that are cocky
to rock the, masses, whippin niggaz asses
At last it's, appropriate to show that I can blast kids"
52 - "Before a blunt, I take out my fronts"
53 - "I'm like RRRAHHH RRRAHHHH, like I had cerebral palsy
My flows be's wet like all you girls drawers be"
54 - "We comin farrrr farrrr farrrr
***** ****** is comin farrrr farrr farr
ya know ya hear me Star!"
55 - "First things first man you're fuckin with the worst
I'll be stickin pins in your head like a fuckin nurse"
56 - "Ayo everywhere i go, brothers know my fucking name
I'm flooring niggas and i only weight a buck and change"
57 - "Back in the days I knew rap would never die
I used to listen to Awesome-2 on WHBI"
58 - "Alright I might
Have had a little glare when I stared at ya ho
But I didn't know she was like that
She stared right back"
59 - "If money makes a man strange we gots to rearrange
So what makes the world go round"
60 - "Ayo, Dependin on the day, and dependin on what I ate
I'm anywhere from 20 to 35 pounds over weight"
61 - "Well I'm an alley cat, some say a dirty rat
On my side is my gat, see I'm all of that"
62 - "It's the Hustler, Lone Shark from Saratoga Ave.
Ave. Saratoga from Lone Shark, Hustler to it's"
63 - "You see me come inna de dance wid de spliff of sensei
Down with the sound called ***"
64 - "Yall know the name
********-fuckin-*****, aint a damn thang changed"
65 - "Yo, I'm every MC, it's all in me
That's the way it is, when ya gotta be"
66 - "Yo, microphone check one two what is this
The five foot assassin with the ruffneck business"
67 - "You know the plan, gee, I rip any mic you hand me
I been down, this ain't no muthafuckin Brandy"
68 - "Hi kids do you like violence, Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each
one of my eyelids?"
69 - Nowadays I'm on some extra be careful shit,
take precaution before I slid up in the slit"
70 - "I was at the mall, sippin' on a milkshake
Playin' the wall, takin' a break'
71 - "Well Im sittin on my lunch break, grinnin my teeth (my teeth)
Its the last day of the week, boy what a relief (relief)
My muscles kind of ache, they felt rigid and stuff
So I looked around, and I smoked this big fat spliff"
72 - "Ay curumba Strang gun clappa number
one on tha set man I cut ya like lumber"
73 - "I came in the door, i said it before”
74 - "Hey baby your hips is getting big
Now you're getting thin you don't care about your wig"
75 - "It's like this ya'll, It's like this ya'll,
I walk up tp the wall and take a piss ya'll"
76 - "Now there she goes again, the dopest Ethiopian
And now the world around me be gets movin in slow motion "
77 - "Aiyyo, I got a slight problem I smoke weed too much"
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Good Luck!
