Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Kendrick Lamar - good kid, m.A.A.d city Album Review.


 Kendrick Lamar - good kid, m.A.A.d city
 (DJ Twohands Review)

Sometimes a newish cat comes out and mutha fuckas be all like "he the new Rakim' or "Son, this cat be the dopest shit you gonna hear all your life'. So I am usually like 'yeah, OK'. People call me a hater. When you love something so much anything that defiles it or fucks it up will be met will derision. So, I am gonna listen to this new Kendrick Lamar album that people are fuckin losing their shit over. "good kid, m.A.A.d city (Deluxe)"

Here are my reflections on my first listen;

01 Sherane a.k.a Master Splinter_s D
It's an erie start to the album, I keep expecting Devin da Dude to start rappin. He doesn't. It's Kendrick. He's handsome. The beat is mad smoothed out. The snares all pitched the fuck up is kinna cool. Kendrick's lazy off beat flow works well on this joint. There is a skit at the end of the track about dominos, I fast forwarded it but i realised it segues into the new track.

02 Bitch, Don_t Kill My Vibe
I am not a big fan of rappers singing unless they are Biz or ODB. The Bitch Don't Kill My Vibe hook is a bit annoying but undeniable catchy. I must remember not to sing it in front of my girl. More smooth beats. Chilled out smokin vibe. Kids are gonna love this shit. The high hat rollls are a bit rubbish. Gets mad orchestral cheesy at the end.

03 Backseat Freestyle
This sounds like a bit more bangy! Martin Luther King and Kendrick should not be mentioned in the same sentence, Kendrick wants an Eifel Tower size dick to fuck the whole world, I'm not sure but I think MLK had a different agenda. He switches up his flows in his verses which I like. He does a little Kanye impression in the middle of the song which was time to go. He has a problem with Coldplay, BIATCH!

04 The Art of Peer Pressure
The piano and the summertime high pitched pad makes me feel this one when the beat starts. Then fools start singing like bitches. Oh Shit! Then it does a little Dubstep bassline break down and turns into a fresh beat with a dope flow. Ever since Ice T I have been a big fan of those silly sick bass lines. This beat works really well, Fresh. Skit at the end is a bit confusing but it has the best lyric of the album so far. "Nigga shut your dumb ass back down"

05 Money Trees (feat. Jay Rock)
Money Trees. I think I might not like this one. You Bish! Is that what rappers call bitches these days. I am so fuckin dated. Or is it short for bishop? For my Priests and my Bishes! It's getting a bit wack now. I forward to hear a young girl rapping badly. Hmmmm. It might be aa 11 year old dukie from The Wire. There is another guy now. He seems to like Kendrick's flow, it sounds similar. Not as good though. Next!

06 Poetic Justice (feat. Drake)
I hate Drake. I have from the first time I heard that little pussyole. I am gonna listen to this. Watch me! The vocal sample is nice, sounds a bit like  Minnie Riperton. I will describe this one as nondescript. But wack might be a better description. Drakes flow stumbles somewhat. Must I listen to all of this? I thought Poetic Justice was a movie. I listened to all of Drakes verse, well done me. That's enough though.

07 good kid
This is a title track. I like the beat, it builds nicely. The 'Roy Ayres -We Live In Brooklyn Baby' flip on the intro hook is fresh too. Nice. Each verse goes up for about 8 bars and then resolves again it works nicely.

08 m.A.A.d city (feat. MC Eiht)
G'yeah! I love MC Eiht. Kendrick drops more flows on this beat. Different, I like. At about 2:30 the beat switches up and gets some hard ass snares in there. "Fresh outta school coz I was a high school grad" shout to Ice Cube is nice intro to the verse. The rest of the verse is all right. Kendrick has versatility for sure. MC Eiht has said G'yeah about 5 times in the first 8 bars. That's a good thing.

09 Swimming Pools (Drank) [Extended]
I heard this before. I kinna liked it then. Let's see how it works now. I can relate to the lyrics a lot. I don't drank so I am kinna feelin this. I assume most kids think it's a drinkin song. Drank! Too many high hat rolls again but the tune is nice.

10 Sing About Me, I'm Dying of Thirs
I like the drums. A bit too singy singy for my tastes. just sayin, not really hating. I am not mad for Kendricks flow but he does have a variety of flows and in truth some of them I am really feelin. So, I am kinna contradicting myself. Nothin new there. The song changes at about 7mins. The secong has a breathy tart singing in it, it works though. There is some religious skit at the end. I forwarded it. Sorry.

11 Real (feat. Anna Wise)
I hate that voice. Shhh. Please.  This is a skipable track.

12 Compton (feat. Dr. Dre)
Dre. This is King Kendrick Lamar. The flow on this track is sick. Dre is OK too! The Compton hook is a bit wack.

13 The Recipe (feat. Dr. Dre) [Bonus]
I really like this one. The first time I heard it I was like, OK I need to check this Kendrick prick out. The sample refix is fresh. This is a repeatable track if you have not heard it too much already.

14 Black Boy Fly (Bonus Track)
More smoked out smooth beats and subtle flow from KL, I feel I can call him KL now as I am getting to know him.

15 Now or Never (feat. Mary J. Blige)
This might be the dance track. I just said that coz it has Mary J Blige. She still smacks it. The lyrics in the hook are quite awful. This track is not as good as most of the rest of the album.

16 Collect Calls (Bonus Track)
This is a bit darker than the rest of the album and I like dark. Kendrick flows over the drums and it's a dope cadence. The synth is moody and creepy. 'Men lie, women lie'. That's a revelation. This shit is fresh.

So, over all I was thinking I was gonna find this a bit shit. I feel too much hype about an album makes me skeptical automatically. As an album it is really well crafted. The style in undeniable KL's flows are many and fresh. The beats are smooth and moody. There are not many bangers on here but I don't think that is what KL is tryin to do. He has made an album in the classic sense. It works well together and should be listened to as an album. Time will tell if it becomes a classic. If you hate the hype about Kendrick Lamar or you find his style annoying. Give the album a listen. Peace.


Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Tell 'Em Why U Mad

Once again it's new mix time. In an unprecedented show of restraint, I only used 2(!) joints from the new Sean P album...still bangin tho...enjoy
On a side note, come down to Kun Shan University in Tainan on Sundays if you wanna find out why I'm mad

Friday, September 21, 2012

The Wire USB Mix Series


The Wire Mix USB Series.


For the last few years I have been making Hip Hop mixes with characters from The Wire featured on each one. The first one was a few years ago and featured Omar and was called Best Not Miss. The mix was well received and I went on to make the next one featuring The Bunk - A Code. Having done 10 mixes featuring; Omar, Bunk, Slim Charles, Bodie, Bubbs, Stringer, Snoop and Chris, Avon, Herc and McNulty I am now releasing them on a credit card style USB.


These mixes are not carefully crafted pieces of perfection created on a computer. They are Hip Hop mixes from my turntables. Yes, I edit out some serious fuck ups but other than that it is pretty much live. You can tell that they are rugged neva smooth. These mixes contain cutting scratchin mixing and doubling up. Not quite the DJ Premier level but in that spirit.
The USBs are going on sale today and are in limited supply. Please email me if you are interested. djtwohands@gmail.com





I want to send a big thanks to: The Drizzle for making me do the mixes and then giving me the idea to make a box set. Leo37 for the amazing artwork. Themba Child for the cover for the Stringer Mix. Matt Lloyd: desastre.co.uk for the artwork on the first 5 mixes. 


Sunday, September 2, 2012

The Wire Mixes Part 10 - Little Boy Blue

The Wire is about Cops vs bad guys. The Wire mixes seem to be mostly bad guys. The Bunk and Herc the only other police to feature in the mixes. But our favorite drunk cop has yet to make an appearance. Little Boy Blue is of course Bunk's affectionate name for Jimmy McNulty.
A self proclaimed hero of the Baltimore Police Department, Jimmy's antics were hysterical to watch. So I give to you Part 10 of The Wire mixes - Little Boy Blue. Enjoy.

Watch this space for the 10 part The Wire mixtape series on DJ Twohands USB. You know you wanna get that!




Sunday, June 24, 2012

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Finally


It took a while but the Drizzle is back!!!
As requested by the homie Big (Shawn/Sean/Sian???), the new Talib Kweli joint is included.
No Lord Jamar tho :(
Two bonus gold stars if you know the title lyric. Leave your answer and email address in the comments and I'll send them to you.

Light Years (J-Zone Remix) - Has Lo
Clap Your Hands - Guilty Simpson
95 Fahrenheit - Bodega Bamz
Just A Little Something f/ Tony Touch & A.G. - Paul Nice
Are You Ready? f/ Torae - Big Pooh
401K f/ Pusha T & Sean Price - Raekwon
Sweet - Common
Distractions - Talib Kweli
Seven Deuce - Joell Ortiz
Weight Of The World - Black Moon
Trap Door f/ MF Doom - Jake One
Huzzah! - Mr. Muthafuckin eXquire
The Invention Of Truth - Kardinal Offishall
Spazz f/ Planet Asia & Tzarism - IMAKEMADBEATS
Show & A - Showbiz & A.G.
Caution - Calez
Clean Up f/ Saukrates & Black Thought - Strong Arm Steady
Untitled - Sean Price
Light Sleeper - Saafir
Gold Bricks f/ Tame One & Young Zee - Pistol
Deep - Elzhi
Everybody Nose f/ Johaz & Fashawn - Blu & Exile
B.A.P. - Premier & Freddie Foxxx

Here

Thursday, December 22, 2011

50 Solo MC Bangers



The rapnerds have put together a list of 50 Solo MC Albums that you must have.

We realise that there will be some controversy as to some of the choices and even more so as to some of the omissions.

We have just named the Albums, not the artists. You should know.



In no particular order, here we go;

  1. Fear Itself
  2. Breaking Atoms
  3. The Mouse and the Mask
  4. Liquid Swords
  5. Just Tryin Ta Live
  6. Stunts Blunts and Hip Hop
  7. Dr Octagon
  8. The Sun Rises in the East
  9. Long Live the Kane
  10. The Great Adventures of Slick Rick
  11. Return of the Boom Bap
  12. Paid in Full
  13. Illmatic
  14. Ready to Die
  15. Only Built for Cuban Links
  16. What the Album
  17. Resurrection
  18. Death Certificate
  19. Hard to Earn
  20. Step into the Arena
  21. Mecca and the Soul Brother
  22. Supreme Clientele
  23. Power
  24. Lyte as a Rock
  25. Goin Off
  26. Reasonable Doubt
  27. A Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing
  28. Party Groove
  29. Runaway Slave
  30. Slim Shady
  31. Follow the Leader
  32. Nine Livez
  33. Criminal Minded
  34. By all Means Necessary
  35. Black on Both Sides
  36. Take a Look Around
  37. Vaudeville Villian
  38. I Wish My Brother Geroge Was Here
  39. Wrath of the Math
  40. Internal Affairs
  41. Radio
  42. Below the Heavens
  43. Life of a Kid in the Ghetto
  44. Ironman
  45. AmeriKKKa’s Most Wanted
  46. Mama Said Knock You Out
  47. Doggystyle
  48. Boy Meets World
  49. The Miseducation Of Lauren Hill
  50. Tical

Sunday, November 13, 2011

The Wire Mix - Fuzzy Dunlop


A great return.

Back after a few weeks/months off. We bring you the latest in the "The Wire" series mixes. This time around we go back to the beloved police force. Herc and Carver could have had a mix together but I decided that they both have enough material to merit their own mixes. This one is all about everyone's favorite Western District bruiser. Herc.

Fuzzy Dunlop. The name will be recognised by those who are in the game. Enjoy.

  1. Duck Down All Stars 2 - Shout The Winners Out f. Skyzoo, Smif-N-Wessun & Pharoahe Monch
  2. BK-One With Benzilla - Tema Do Canibal (Mind The Gap Remix) f. MF Doom
  3. Hassaan Mackey & Apollo Brown - Volume
  4. Trouble On My Mind - Pusha T Feat Tyler The Creator
  5. Here And Now - Showbiz and A.G.
  6. Steve Frawst - Take Everything f. Sean Price & Steven King
  7. Homeboy Sandman - The Ancient
  8. Evidence, Fashawn & Jerreau - Amsterdam
  9. Wu-Tang Clan - Laced Cheeba f. Ghostface Killah, Sean Price & Trife Diesel
  10. MED - Superman
  11. Soul Khan - Lost Ones Freestyle
  12. 80 Blocks From Tiffanys - Booming System f. Rapper Big Pooh
  13. Ghetto Dreams - Nas Feat Common
  14. Rearded Fren - DOOM with Thom Yorke/Johnny Greenwood
  15. Look At Me Now (Instru)
  16. Look At Me Now - Skibadee, Busta Rhymes and Harry Shotta



Thursday, November 10, 2011

Watch The Throne - Review By DJ Twohands

Twohands’ Watch The Throne Review

Please remember that I had to listen to this album all the way through for the second time to write this review. It is a kinna stream of piss consciousness thing. I didn’t go into great details, I just wrote what I was thinking as I went through each track. Feel free to listen to the tracks as you read the reviews.

I have some good friends who like good Hip Hop who like this a lot. So I have had to listen to it again to see what all the fassy fuss is all about.

Watch the Throne.

1 - No Church in the Wild (Feat. Frank Ocean)

Leave the wack singing to those who do it best, ODB Biz and Grand Puba.

Who is Frank Ocean? Really? Is he a rapper of a fuckin brand of after shave? Sounds like a shitty version of Mos Def singing.

Beat is nice. Autotune is so wack, I thought Jay Z was anti Autotune?

Advil rhymes with mad real!

Listened to 85% of the track.

2. Lift Off (Feat. Beyoncé)

Oh God! Please. A Rocky soundtrack? Don’t mix family and business Jay.

Who gives a fuck about you taking your coat off. Put it back on and fuck off.

30%

3 - Ni—-s in Paris

I like Paris. Dope place. Jay can’t do fast rapping please stop. Lists of Michaels is really deep. I don’t hate the beat. Chorus is bad. I hate it when Kanye says ‘met me at the maaaaaaaaaaaaall!’

Beat is simple. I like simple. I don’t hate it. Middle 8 was a bit puke enducing however.

70%

4. Otis (Feat. Otis Redding)

This beat is sick. In all the good senses. Great sample. Piano works so well. Flip the vocal by Otis is fresh. I like the simplicity to it too. Kanye starts rapping and I turn off. I don’t care about your other other benz. Who gave Jay Z 5 passports? I have only one! Not fair. Is he from 5 countries or does he just travel a lot?

60% (heard it many times, and I prefer it with rock and ruck)

5. Gotta Have It

Sample is nice. Beat is nice too. Kanye shut the fuck up and stop ruining it.

30%

6. New Day

Love the bell on the snare. I hate auto tune shit. I feel queasy and a bit sick, not in a good way.Ego and we go rhyme. This is simple. I like simple. I don’t like this though. Boring and flat. Did I say how much I hate autotune. Me and the RZA connect is not a very good hook. Next.

50%


7. That’s My Bitch

I’ll never call you my bitch or even my boo, there’s so much to a name and so much more to you. Shut the hell up with that singing. You are making me wanna call you a bitch and like I said… Like the roll on the beats that’s coz it’s fuckin Apache!. Q Tip is funny but stop picking on Fife! The funky diabetic.

43%


8.
Welcome To The Jungle

I like when Kanye sings. Really I think it’s his forte. Murder capital where they murder for capital.Yawn…

Jay flops on this one hard.

75%

9. Who Gon Stop Me

I am. Next.

5%

10. Murder To Excellence

Same shit track. We are not gonna think it’s great if you try to slip it in there again with some minimal changes. No, we are better than that.

10% I still felt cheated.

11. Made In America

What is this shit. Shut the fuck up. Sweet bullshit. Sweet baby Jesus is not feeling this.

20%

12. Why I Love You

Is this Bon Jovi?

Crap. Save me from this.

15%

13. Illest Motherf**ker Alive

Cars are so cool. Feels like the music to Chariots of Fire meets the Teletubbies. (PS The illest is Sean P!)

30%

14. H•A•M

I prefer SPAM with Milk D and Ad Rock. Does Kanye start all the songs? I want him to stop doing that.

Oh God the synths just kicked in! Help me. Sorry Jay I can’t sit through any more of this I am just gonna have to trust my instincts and say that your verse is just mediocre.

35%

15. Primetime

Oh That’s Jay. Yes, not bad. Not great. Erm…getting bored already. NO ID..could do better.

40%

16. The Joy

Oh, this one is so nice. I heard this a long time ago and was so angry that I liked it so much. It should be Curtis Feat Kanye. Pete Rock kills it on this beat. I love the Different Strokes slowed down sample.

100%

This is not quite the right instrumental but at least there is no Kanye on it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qznVuWMOdqo

Twohands