Saturday, November 6, 2010

Dr Octagon - Moose Bumps


Black Elvis

For those who don’t know Dr Octagon, you need to book an appointment. He can cure all your wack hip hop ills. There are a few Doctors out there, Dre. The DOC. Doctor Doctor and the medics. Dr Octagon is the only one for you to book an appointment with if you are sick from all this wack shit that is out there these days.

Kool Keith + Dan The Automator + Q Bert = Oh Shit! It’s quite a simple equation for those who are not so keen on Maths. Sometimes everything comes together perfectly. Like In PE’s first 3 albums or the Liverpool team of the 80’s. If this album was a sandwich, Dan would be the bread. Big hunks of fat bread with ill crispy crusts. Kool Keith would be the meat, sick sausage meat that has been through the grinder a few times too many and has come out all messed up. Q-Bert is the hot sauce that burns your mouth. It’s a great sandwich. But better than a sandwich you can eat it again and again.


Dan and the Dr

Dr. Octagonecologyst is the title to the album and without giving away all the fun it is kina sick.

‘A Visit To The Gynecologyst’ is funny as hell. Soon you will be up to summer squash!
‘Girl Let Me Touch You’ is a love song of epic proportions to put any LL Cool J join t to shame. Girls love that one.

For me the cuts by Q Bert really made this album amazing and he really kills it on the scratches on a few tracks but the cuts at the end of ‘Blue Flowers’ and on ‘Bear Witness’ are some of my favorite cuts in Hip Hop!


Q-Bert

Some dope lyrics.

‘Commercial rap's in the grave, stuff on disc that's very wack
that you saved, you think it's good won't go platinum
or even turn wood, sell the cassette
Your homey's tape deck gets wet’
– 3000

‘Armed with seven rounds of space doo-doo pistols’ – Earth People

‘I program one and go to Earth through the fax machine
My number's Seven-Oh-Nine Seven-Five-Five Six-E-L-Three
Computer File: Nine-Three
’ – Earth People

‘It's totally raining green’ – Blue Flowers

‘It's morning 7 o'clock you at my clinic
it's me your orthopedic gynecologyst’
– Girl Let Me Touch You


Enjoy. Some treats here.

The Album Dr Octagon - Dr. Octagonecologyst

1 comment:

el.ee.oh.en said...

Half-alligator-half-shark-half-man!